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"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Didgeridoo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cello Concert

King of Music.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Red hot little combo

Cellist

I love Harmonica

Luthier

"Nap time."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Musicians on a beach

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."