Instrument Repair Aficionado Prints

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Red hot little combo

I love Harmonica

Luthier

Cellist

"Nap time."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Musicians on a beach

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Orchestra

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Awesome!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."