Instrument Repair Gifts

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Orchestra.

Tool Box

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Cycling with a harp case

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Quartet.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Didgeridoo

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'