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"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

Tool Box

Orchestra.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Quartet.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Didgeridoo

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The world's most unemployable family

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

King of Music.

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Double Bass Jumpers.