Instrument Maintenance T-Shirts

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Orchestra.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Jazz is Invented

Cycling with a harp case

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Lovely dovetail."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lazy plumber.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.