Instrument Maintenance Maestro T-Shirts

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

I will be Bach.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Sergei Taneyev

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Ennio Morricone