Instrument Maintenance Maestro Gifts

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Malcolm Sargent

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Kultural K9's.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I will be Bach.

The Four Tops in Concert

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Ennio Morricone