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Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Scotch and water musick."

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Three Ladies

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore