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Tune Up Shop.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Dummies Books.

King of Music.

Computer operator welding machine.

Cellist

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

I love Harmonica

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Orchestra

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Awesome!'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Pop orchestra plays concert for children