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Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Roadie Rage

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Mozart on a computer,

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Battery Lighthouse

High speed cinder block

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Subwoofer

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Fixing the TV.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.