Music Technician Mugs

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Roadie Rage

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Mozart on a computer,

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'What luck! A sound technician.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

High speed cinder block

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Subwoofer

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

Man and Machine snoozing

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'