Tone Technician Mugs

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Turn down the bass."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

NYC Department of Sanitation

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Speaker Farmer.

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'