Tone Technician Mugs

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Turn down the bass."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Speaker Farmer.

"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'