Tone Master Mugs

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Michail Glinka

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled