Display Master Mugs

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

The Perfect Cannonball

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Books / Coffee table books

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Pictures of your family?'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Printing Room

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Better not circulate these.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Large handbook for hand held PCs.