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"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

Dialogue

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

The Four Tops in Concert

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Michail Glinka

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled