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'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

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'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Violinist.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Michail Glinka

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Sportsman and music

Club DJ.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Giuseppe Verdi

"It's garage music."

Rock gods.

Prince

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Ah Ha!

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer