Printing Master Mugs

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

David Hockney

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Alberto Giacometti.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

David Hockney

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Johannes Gutenberg

Condensed Books.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

David Hockney

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Desktop Press, what do you think?'