Printing Manager Mugs

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

David Hockney

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Alberto Giacometti.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Johannes Gutenberg

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

David Hockney

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Condensed Books.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'