Instrument Repair Specialist Gifts

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

King of Music.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

No Instruments Please

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

I love Harmonica

Cellist

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

"It's garage music."

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Oh...that's not good."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

The chosen few

Bird tries to feed a piano.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.