Instrument Tuning Gifts

Tune Up Shop.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Orchestra.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Cycling with a harp case

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Red hot little combo

Luthier

A souped up car...

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Sportsman and music

Orchestra

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Sousaphone Player

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Tuba Music

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Straightening up.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.