Organ Tuner Gifts

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

A souped up car...

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Organ Player

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Dead Man's Handel

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Camille Saint-Saens

'I'm organic.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Can't Count Dracula

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'