Radio Tuner Gifts

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Not-so-easy listening...

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I'm Bored'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'