Radio Tuner Gifts

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Non Thought For The Day.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Clive Anderson

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Not-so-easy listening...

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Larry King

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'm a voice over artist.'