Tech Tuner Gifts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Drool Marks

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Second lifeReal life.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Technology and literature

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"