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'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Technology and literature

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."