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Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Thinking Gears

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

No Action Comics

The Think Tank

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Trumpet

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

"I think that 'getting real' might be rushing things for you, Mr. Jenkins. For now, let's just aim for 'occasionally realistic,' OK?"

'How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr, Jenkins'

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

"They say money talks, but why is it so quiet in banks?"

Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.

Human Brain cells in the form of Jail cells inside the brain.

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

"Can you read my thoughts?"

Brainless

"I know mulling when I see it, Ramona."