Digital Tune Explorer T-Shirts

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Marimba

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Turn, turn and turn.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Saxophone Player.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Computer games

Baby Playing Violin

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'