Digital Tune Explorer Gifts

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Marimba

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Saxophone Player.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"