Tune Explorer Gifts

I love Marimba

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Turn, turn and turn.

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Musical Web

"Check out this new store."

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Dancing woman

Musical Bicycle.

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Children playing percussion instruments.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'