Tune Traveler Gifts

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Musical Bicycle.

Musical genres

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Busking during a pandemic

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

I love Marimba

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Subway Library

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Two musicians