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Straightening up.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Rapunzcow

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Scientists building a tower

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Trumpet

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

In the Bow Tower rental office

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'OK start her up!'