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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'My God we being invaded!'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Scientists building a tower

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

New Images from Hubble

Solar Range.

"Seriously?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"