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Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

George Michael

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Scientists building a tower

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Seriously?"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Straightening up.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

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Christmas Star

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Yeoman of the Guard

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

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"I sure will be glad when all police departments have been disbanded or defunded. . . all the confederate statues are gone. . . then we all will get along."

Pulling the BT tower down.

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."

'Lobbyist from 'Big Wind' here to see you, Senator.'

Blake Shelton

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

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