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Workaholic goes to Pisa

Pisa and Son Architects - all the men have lopsided heads.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Scientists building a tower

"Most projects require three hands."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Seriously?"

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Rep-Tiles.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Scrapyard Worker

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Straightening up.

'No need to call me Mr. Bigge, T. M. We're all on a first and second initial basis around here.'

Yeoman of the Guard

Writer's Plough

"Darling, size is not important!"

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Hair trigger

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."