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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Solar Range.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

New Images from Hubble

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Watch this space.'

'First snowdrop.'

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

'Stop staring at my wife.'