Fine Tuner Gifts

Trumpet

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

A souped up car...

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Sportsman and music

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'Tuna's here John.'

Pimp my cow.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Straightening up.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

'OK start her up!'

A tuner - not a tuna.

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Spectrometer Blues