Organ Fan Gifts

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

Violinist.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Team Cello

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Organ Player

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Sir Elton John

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Leonard Bernstein

Dead Man's Handel

Camille Saint-Saens

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'I'm organic.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Felix Mendelssohn

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'I'm so lonesome...'

Can't Count Dracula