Organ Enthusiast Gifts

"OK, the old ones in my right hand..."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Organist

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'I'm just venting my spleen over your mistaking it for my gall bladder!'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Servants admire organ grinder

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Organ Player

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

King of Music.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

I love Harmonica

Cellist