Organ Music Lover Gifts

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Luthier

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Organ Player

Dead Man's Handel

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

GMOs

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Camille Saint-Saens

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'I'm organic.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Can't Count Dracula

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"I would like organic milk!"

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."