Organ Music Lover Pillows

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Luthier

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Organ Player

Dead Man's Handel

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

GMOs

Camille Saint-Saens

'I'm organic.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Can't Count Dracula

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"I would like organic milk!"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'