Organ Aficionados Pillows

'I'm organic.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Cello Concert

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Red hot little combo

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Organ Player

Bassoon practice.

Camille Saint-Saens

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Can't Count Dracula

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Armadillo playing accordion.

Viola d'amore

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Knives sharpened

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

Evolution of the upright bass

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'