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'I'm organic.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Cello Concert

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Red hot little combo

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Bassoon practice.

Organ Player

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Camille Saint-Saens

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Can't Count Dracula

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Armadillo playing accordion.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Viola d'amore

Knives sharpened

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

Evolution of the upright bass

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"