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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Felix Mendelssohn

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Malcolm Sargent

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Cesar Franck

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'