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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'

"How ironic, with him being an organ donor."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Man blows his nose in church and a child asks if it is the organ

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

Edward Heath

Compulsory Organ Donation.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Cello Concert

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Red hot little combo

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

No Instruments Please

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

Organ Player

WANTED The Strad Cad

Ludwig von Beethoven

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'I'm organic.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Camille Saint-Saens