Organ Lovers Pillows

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Felix Mendelssohn

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Malcolm Sargent

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Cesar Franck

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.