Organ Enthusiasts Pillows

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'