Organ Enthusiasts Gifts

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."