Organ Lover Gifts

Extravagant busker.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Felix Mendelssohn

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Malcolm Sargent

"Mulch madness"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Cesar Franck

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."