Organ Lover Gifts

Extravagant busker.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Felix Mendelssohn

At the market

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Malcolm Sargent

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Cesar Franck

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.