Organ Player Pillows

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

Can't Count Dracula

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Malcolm Sargent

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Workers family tree.

Cesar Franck

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Organ Player

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Dead Man's Handel

The Secret Life of Pugs

'I'm organic.'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Camille Saint-Saens

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Christmas choir