Tune Technician Gifts

Those microphones sound great

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Sportsman and music

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Turn down the bass."

NYC Department of Sanitation

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Speaker Farmer.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'