Tune Trainer Gifts

Sportsman and music

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

A souped up car...

I love Marimba

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

Sport

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"God, I hate cows."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Tuna's here John.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Dido

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

They changed their tunes.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Roll over ... "

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?